Malala Yousafzai, the Pakistani teen who was shot in the head by the Taliban for standing up for girls’ right to education in Pakistan, is in Nigeria today to meet with some of the escaped kidnapped girls and their families. Together with them she made a statement to stand with the Nigerian girls who are still missing and with all girls around the world who are victims of violence and gender-based oppressions. This is an opportunity to remind the world of the continuing plight of the Nigerian girls and to demand further action from world leaders to bring them home to their loved ones. Please join me and sign Malala’s petition to show the world that together we are #StrongerThan fear, oppression and violence: www.change.org/StrongerThan
"Ace Hardware: No screwing, just lots of screws."
"Ace Hardware: Nail your roof, not your partner."
"Ace Hardware: For when it really is just a hammer in your pocket"
One of my friends wanted to see a photomanip of the ace hardware logo in ace flag colors, and then I thought of these terrible puns, so here you go.
At first I wasn’t going to reblog this but then I saw it again and just started laughing
my two favorite things: asexuality, and puns
and those puns are literally the best
I NEED more asexual puns
those are indeed the best
"Ace Hardware: Lube for your motor, not your junk"
"Ace Hardware: Erecting buildings, not your penis"
"Ace Hardware: Where nuts aren’t genetalia"
"Ace Hardware: The hammer is not our penis. Its just a hammer."
"Ace Hardware: Where muff, is short for muffler"
"Ace Hardware: Yes that is a hammer, but we’re still happy to see you."
"Ace Hardware: You can get Off™ in our repellent aisle”
WHY IS NO ONE TALKING ABOUT THIS
I am so happy it featured ones from other movies as well as the Disney princesses! :)
Cutest little lady mouse of all :)
So its 11 o’clock at night and my 15 year old cat has just killed a mouse. I’m so happy that she can still hunt even with her arthritis. I just wish she wouldn’t leave a carcass for me to clean up.
I created a city if anyone is interested.
Its been carved out of canyon walls.
If you don’t want corporations to take over the Internet, be a part of the people’s lobby. Submit a comment to the FCC!
In this thread (tw for everything) they are currently discussing new strategies. For example, they’re starting to get banned, so they are gonna start going into people’s asks and submits instead (old news, but still).
Overall, they’re continuing the…